A collective of tenured brand builders who are setting aside their egos and getting right to the business of stealthily helping yours. No ectoplasmic muss or fuss. We prefer to work anonymously. Hence the name. Allow us to explain our paranormal ethos.
This is usually where creative agencies introduce themselves. Which means, this is where the trouble starts. Personalities. Politics. Press releases before results. We’re not gonna do that. Because what’s really important to us is the work. Not ours, yours. Work that makes your problems disappear like a nightmare in the light of day.
Need a new foundational brand platform?
An awareness play that changes the game?
A brand video to slay the investor community?
Rapidly losing faith in your existing AOR?
Tired of playing agency phone-tag?
We’ve got you.
We solve quickly, wisely, and well.
To the point where you might become
a believer.
Shhhhhh.
Nobody needs to know.
It starts with your business conundrum.
Maybe it’s a scary one.
Summon us.
We ideate, deliver the goods, and then vanish.
Your problem, stealthily solved.
By us.
Our little secret.
It’s like we never even happened.
And no feelings get hurt in the process.
Your AOR can remain your AOR.
We’ll be your silent partners.
So, what’s keeping you up at night?
Loose lips
sink partnerships.
Of course, we’ll absolutely sign your NDA.
We appreciate confidentiality.
And, since fair is fair,
we ask that you keep us to yourselves.
At least for now.
Doing so helps keep the focus where it should be — on you and your work.
Less red tape, more black ops.
Fiscal responsibility, our superpower.
When you work with us, you get us.
Not others. Us.
We dive deeply and immerse ourselves quickly.
We charge appropriately because we’re proven.
We won’t blow your budget
because we don't overstay our welcome.
You’re welcome.
Rewards, not awards.
Transformation is more interesting to us than trophies.
We’re highly experienced.
We deliver ideas on demand.
Yes, we’ve won big awards.
But measurable results for our clients is our dopamine.
So we don’t play games.
Foosball is for office jockeys.
We work anonymously.
We get the job done.
Then, we disappear off your payroll.
